I am so glad you’re all safe and sound
Though the storm blasted water around
Mother Nature’s gone crazy
She sure is not lazy
Storms and earthquakes just seem to abound.
And what have we done to enrage her?
Its not like we’ve tried to page her
It seems she’s just there
And I mean everywhere
I think we shall just have to cage her.
It all blamed upon global warming
I’ve heard it so much its alarming
I guess being nice
Will not suffice
Perhaps we should try being charming.