1. There once was a man named bashere
whose problem was he couldnt hear
in his town of telz
they didnt have belz
so his door read “bash here for bashere”
2. I have an old friend, a good man
who had a very large wing span
every day in a tizzy
he would get home real dizzy
from his job as a human ceiling fan
3. One day a picture was blamed
for a crime, “I’m innocent” he exclaimed
next day he was jailed
but justice had failed
because you see the picture was framed
4. There once was town called new york
were everyone loved to eat pork
they ate with a hand
and thought it was grand
till someone discovered the fork
5. I have quite a good friend named ike
but thank g-d we look nothing alike
though it does him no harm
having his ears on his arm
you should see what his glasses look like
6. His familial mutations are keen
though alway seem to cause scenes
his friends went on rants
cause he never wore pants
you seen gene had jeans in his genes
7. he found a way to make flower growth spike
by attaching them to the wheels of a trike
some found it real funny
his trying to make money
peddling his petal pedal bike