8. I know an old pirate named mos
who had hooks for his fingers and toes
it was all going okay
they never got in his way
Till one day when he picked his nose
9. and then there was that other shnook
who had utensils instead of a hook
as a pirate he stunk
cause his weapons were junk
but he sure made one heck of a cook
10. don’t forget about the captains daughter
when there was no wind, she did what he taught’er
she would stand by the sail
and sneeze out a squall
cause you see she was allergic to water
11. so now its time to bid adieu
as they set sail ‘cross the ocean blue
when you see them a’coming
know that laughs are forthcoming
at the captain and his weirdly shaped crew