One day I dropped an egg.
It landed on a keg.
All over the kitchen it did splatter
Some in my mother’s cake batter,
And on my brother’s leg.
Princess Plony won her sixth grade limerick contest with that one two years ago. Not bad for a sixth grader.
Another one of her gems:
There was once a lad
Who was very bad.
He never did tie his shoe.
On his teacher’s chair he put glue.
And boy was she mad!