Dr. Pepper-
Great story!
You should sent it into Readers Digest (get the payment in cash, since they’re in bankruptcy).
One small problem – you may be in a bit of trouble:
“Didn’t we have an agreement that we’re not going to discuss things here?
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Might I suggest 1-800-flowers?
Alternately, 1-800-grovels usually works)