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bein_hasdorim
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Mrs. Beautiful;

How about the one where the guy pulls up a few minutes early rings the bell.

While he’s waiting for them to buzz him in,

He feels he has something stuck in his teeth.

so he inches forward to the nice shiny reflective surface above the bell,

which happens to be a video camera.

He opens his mouth and proceeds to try and pick it out of his teeth

using the bell as a mirror.

meanwhile the whole family is getting a show they will never forget.

When the poor Bochur enters the house, he wonders why the father has an unnaturaly huge smile on his face. He also notices the mother has run off to the kitchen in a fit laughter. After getting red in the face the father explains in between giggles that one of the kids just made a good joke. He calm down.

Then the girl enters the room, the Bocher smiles, when the girl sees his teeth for the second time today, she erupts in hysterical laughter, which causes the father to burst out laughing and the mother in the kitchen to joins in all over again.

It took a while for them to calm down,and after apologizing profusley to this bocher who is beet red & sweating nervously, they send then off.

To make a long story short, this bocher took her out for a very brief time.

droped her off & told the shadchan, NOO, to a second date.