havesomeseichel- here’s the guy’s resume:
For Boychiks
1.NAME (last, first)
a. On license #1_________ c. On credit cards___________
b. On license #2_________ d. Real Name_________________
2. Address
_________Boro Park _________”Just outside of Boro Park”
_________Flatbush _________”Just outside of Flatbush”
(if not New York, gay avech!)
3. Telephone Number(s)
a. Listed____________ d. Car phone_________________
b. Unlisted__________ e. Beeper____________________
c. Fax_______________ f. Shoe phone________________
4. Date of Birth
a. On license # 1 _________ c. On birth certificate _________
b. On license # 2 _________ d. Real date of birth _________
5. Height
a. With Borsalino _________ b. Without Borsalino _________
6. Weight
a. with keys _________ b. Without Keys _________
7. Type of Yarmulka
a. Velvet __ c. Knitted (Pepsi-Cola capsize) ___
b. Suede (Leather) ___ d. Other (explain) _______________________
8. Tzitzis Worn
a. in ___ c. “sometimes in sometimes out” ___
b. out ___ d. “sometimes out sometimes in” ___
9. Yeshiva presently attending _________
a. Lakewood_____ b. Other (Don’t bother specifying
10. If you checked “other” by #9 fill in the date of
earliest probable enrollment in Lakewood: __/__/__
11. Where did you learn in Israel?
__ The Mir __ Richie’s Pizza
__ Brisk (Any one) __ Yeshivat Rechovot (which Rechov _______)
__ Merkaz Hatorah __ Traveling yeshivah boychik
__ Did not learn in Israel __ Did not go to Israel
12. Second Language (you may check more than one)
__ Yiddish __ Polish
__ Hebrew __ English
__ Hungarian __ Other_______________________
13. College(s) Attended (you may check more than one)
__ Brooklyn College __ Y.U.
__T ouro College __ Darkei Noam
__ United Talmudical Acadamy __ Lakewood Credits
13. Planned occupation
__ Accountant __ Kollel
__ Actuary __ Lawyer
__ Computers __ “My wife will support me”
__ Diamonds __ Work for Father-in-law
__ Doctor __ Open a Shteeble
14. ____Please check here if you know what an actuary is.
15. Value of real estate owned by Father:
__ Less than $500,000
__ Between $1,000,000 and $3,000,000
__ Between $500,000 and $1,000,000
__over $10,000,000
16. Income declared by Father (on the Books)
__ $9,000 __ $10,000
__ $9,500 __ $10,500
17. What kind of shas would you like?
__ P’ninim ( ___ Microscopic __ Large set) __ Mid-sized set
__ The enormous set with yellow cover
__ Mid-sized with English translation __ Used set
__ “I’ll take the cash”
18. Looking for someone from
__ Prospect Park __ B.J.J.
__ B.Y.A. __ Brooklyn College
__ B.Y.H.S Other ______________
Submit 2 recent color photograph with this RESUME…….
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REJECTED:
ACCEPTED:
Evaluation:
___ Schmendricks ___ Schlamazle
___ F’nageler ___ Hot Guy, call my relatives