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A friend of mine recently went out on a date, where the guy was emotionally unstable. He went from one second talking about how much he loves learning to telling her that when he was in yeshiva he was so depressed he couldn’t get out of bed in the morning with the knowledge that he had to learn the majority of the day. Then he proceeded to tell her how much he loves his mother more than anything in the world. Hello?

He talked about his mother for half an hour my friend felt like she was going to pass out! Luckily he ordered drinks, but when they started drinking the guy started slurping repulsively to the extent that she was repulsed to finish her drink that the guy payed 7$ for, she felt bad but what could she do, she couldnt bring herself to drink since she was so repulsed the poor thing. Somehow The guy got the hint that she wasn’t going to finish her drink, he got up to daven mincha, when he reached for his iPhone to check mizrach, she could see the guy was shaking, she still not sure why he was, but anyhow as he was shaking his iPhone fell to the floor and cracked, poor guy! He was not only mortified, he was beyond anything you could describe!!! My friend being the lady that she is offered him her phone which he readily agreed! They ended the date by the guy saying to her that was real aussum! See you next time, he cheerfully calls out. No there was definitely no next time and

No they did not go out again after that one!