Someone took a girl on a date to a baseball game. When they got to the stadium he realized that their seats were on two different sides of the stadium!
I like the story with that guy’s brother better. He took a girl to a baseball game, and purposely got them seats on opposite sides. Now he’s married to the girl he went back and picked up and brought to the same baseball game. And she’s married to the guy who sold hot dogs at the kosher stand.