A kid goes to his father and asks him: “Dad, I’ve been wondering about something. Where did people come from?” Dad responds, “Well along time ago, some of the monkeys became humans.”
Kid then goes to Mom and asks: “Mom, where do people come from?” Mom responds: “Well, many years ago, G-d created Adam and Eve and we’re all descended from them.”
“So how come dad told me that we come from monkeys?”
“Simple. He was talking about his side of the family, and I’m talking about mine.”