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Sam was out shopping at the mall when he meets his friend Abe outside the jewelers. Sam notices that Abe has a small gift-wrapped box in his hand.

“So what have you just purchased Abe?” Sam asks.

“Well, now that you’ve asked,” replies Abe, “it’s my wife’s birthday tomorrow and when I asked her this morning what she wanted for her birthday she said, ‘Oh, I don’t know, dear, just give me something with a lot of diamonds in it.'”

“So what did you get her?” Sam asks.

Abe replies, smiling, “I bought her a pack of cards.”