How do you make a net?
You sew a bunch of holes together.
A plateau is the highest form of flattery.
This is my stepladder. I never knew my real ladder…
I bought the world’s worst thesaurus last week.
Not only is it terrible, but it is terrible.
My thesaurus arrived yesterday, but when I opened it, it was blank inside.
I have no words to describe how angry I am.
The other day, my wife asked me to pass her lipstick but I
accidentally passed her a glue stick. She still isn’t talking to me.
I told my friend that her eyebrows were too high on her head. She looked surprised.
Whats orange and sounds like a parrot?
A carrot.
What’s brown and sticky?
A stick.
What’s blue and doesn’t weigh very much?
Light blue.