Why can’t you see elephants hiding in trees?
Because they’re very good at it.
Do you know why when geese fly in a V, one end is longer than the other?
Because there are more geese on that end.
Why did the old lady fall in the well?
Because she didn’t see that well.
Two fish are sitting in a tank. One looks at the other and asks, “How do you drive this thing?”
Two soldiers are in a tank. One looks at the other and says, “GLUB GLUB GLUB.”
Two birds are sitting on a perch. One asks the other, “Can you smell a fish?”
Where do generals keep their armies?
In their sleevies.
How do you think the unthinkable?
With an ithberg.
Why do scuba divers fall backwards off the boat?
Because if they fell forward, they’d still be on the boat.
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
Fsh.