Reply To: Confessing to your Spanish speaking friend that you are actually cheese

Heargod,

1. I don’t understand what you mean by “intent to speak Spanish”. I have not claimed that I intended to speak Spanish.
2. I don’t understand what you mean by “and not to speak English to confuse Mexicans”. That makes no sense. I speak and write in English because it is my main language, and I don’t see why you think that would confuse Mexicans (unless you are just being a bigot). Also, why bring up Mexicans altogether?
3. What do you know about a chicken’s sense of humor? And are you aware that chickens do not quack, or are you confusing them with ducks? Is having a chicken quack your idea of a punchline?
4. How do you expect me to walk around quacking on a message board?