Confessing to your Spanish speaking friend that you are actually cheese

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    馃憫RebYidd23
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    I think I know how to do this.

    #1695010

    Meno
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    en realidad soy queso

    #1695071

    Avram in MD
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    K… So?

    #1695013

    DovidBT
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    Just talk very loud. Everyone understands English if they really want to.

    #1695278

    馃憫RebYidd23
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    Avram, you see, since Meno is so open with his friends, the have better relationship than people who are cheese but don’t tell anyone.

    #1695312

    Avi K
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    You have to be careful about idioms. While JFK’s statement “Ich bin ein Berliner would not have been misunderstood in Berlin people from other parts of Germany listening would have understood him as saying that he was a jelly doughnut. For that matter, the English translation of Simcha Raz’ book about Rav Aryeh Levin mistakenly called a heater an over (both are called a 转谞讜专 in Hebrew). A Sabra I knew wanted to use the word “closet”, He looked up 讗专讜谉 in a dictionary and came up with “casket”.

    #1695377

    zahavasdad
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    Mucho personas en la Habitciones de Cafe hablas espanol

    #1695613

    馃憫RebYidd23
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    Even for people who don’t really speak Spanish, telling your friend that you are actually cheese is one of the easiest phrases to learn. Not speaking the language is no excuse.

    #1695618

    Heargod
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    This is a rasist thread that should be taken down. Anyone can veiw coffee room chats and they will not appreciate the humor. At least if they know enough English to read the thread, but seriously

    #1695619

    Heargod
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    This is a rasist thread that should be taken down. Anyone can veiw coffee room chats and they will not appreciate the humor. At least if they know enough English to read the thread, but seriously …

    #1695689

    馃憫RebYidd23
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    There is nothing racist about non-Spanish people speaking the Spanish language. In addition, people who speak just a few words of any language might find it funny to realize that “I am cheese” is one of the only things they can say in that language.

    #1695713

    Heargod
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    If that is truly ur intent to speak Spanish and not to speak English to confuse Mexicans, then u have a chickens sense of humor. And u would get more laughs walking around quacking to everyone.

    #1695752

    Yserbius123
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    Soy queso

    #1695756

    馃憫RebYidd23
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    Heargod,

    1. I don’t understand what you mean by “intent to speak Spanish”. I have not claimed that I intended to speak Spanish.
    2. I don’t understand what you mean by “and not to speak English to confuse Mexicans”. That makes no sense. I speak and write in English because it is my main language, and I don’t see why you think that would confuse Mexicans (unless you are just being a bigot). Also, why bring up Mexicans altogether?
    3. What do you know about a chicken’s sense of humor? And are you aware that chickens do not quack, or are you confusing them with ducks? Is having a chicken quack your idea of a punchline?
    4. How do you expect me to walk around quacking on a message board?

    #1695769

    馃憫RebYidd23
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    I personally am not good at pronouncing “Je suis du fromage” or “Ich bin k盲se”, so I guess my French-speaking and German-speaking friends would never find out.

    #1696391

    馃憫RebYidd23
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    鎴戜笉鏈冭涓枃锛屾墍浠ユ垜闇瑕佷娇鐢ㄨ胺姝岀炕璀

    #1696467

    Captain鈩
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    讗讞讬! 讗谞讬 讙讘讬谞讛.

    #1696482

    motchah11
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    Reb Yidd, I resent that remark! Who says that we need to cascade memos about our functional relative alignment? The truth is that I can make a window to discuss your four-dimensional monitored paradigm shifts. On the day after Shushan Purim.

    #1697134

    馃憫RebYidd23
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    I’d accuse you of being cheese, but that would be offensive to the CR users who have so bravely confessed to us that they are cheese.

    #1697392

    motchah11
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    Hmm, what kind of cheese?

    #1697423

    馃憫RebYidd23
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    You mean there are different kinds?

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