Last night, I stood in my bathtub and glared down at the two blue bottles in my hands. I knew that one was shampoo and one was body washbut, my glasses were on the other side of the room and I couldn’t tell which was which.
I learned a jolly good lesson that night…. friends! Shampoo and body wash are very much the same!
I came out smelling like…myself. And I still haven’t noticed any adverse affects.
Maybe this is all just a giant conspiracy from the goyishe companies who want us to spend more money.