“why in Heaven’s name would you think there is anything wrong with a goy eating human flesh?!”
Becasue some things are obviously wrong. As you acknwoedge (even in your trolling, you cant go full troll) You stuck in a caveat ” (In circumstances that meat and other food is scarce). ” Why did you stick that in?
Like murder which chazal tell us we (not you) would know was wrong even without a mitzvah..
Though lets kee pgoing with this,
A goy being meanes an unmarried woman. Are you ok with that too?