1. Grab a yellow flag.
2. Take an Uber to Eastern Parkway and Kingston Ave.
3. Run up and down Eastern Parkway between Brooklyn and Kingston Avenues
4. Go home for the evening
5. Repeat Steps 1-4 until there are reports of someone riding a white donkey down the median strip of Francis Lewis Blvd. near the Ohel heading towards the Grand Central Parkway
6. Run home and pack for a flght to EY
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