Reply To: Ending phone calls

Here are some more jokes:
1. First two corona cases being recorded in Gaza. Home explosions expected as Gaza residents told to start working from home.
2. The local pita shops in Isreal apologise that the food tastes different. Their employees have been forced to wash their hands.
3. A message from your reflexologist: due to the virus my clinic will be closed but I will do home visits, take a seat at the front door stick your toes through the letter box and I will do the job!
5. Your son’s a doctor? Meh! My son owns a toilet roll company.
6. Can we uninstall 2020 and reinstall it? I believe it has a virus.
7. 2020 pesach seder: Kadesh, Urchatz, Karpas, Urchatz, Yachatz, urchatz, maggid, urchatz and so forth…
8. Why is garlic good for coronavirus? It strengthens the immune system and it helps ppl stay 2 meters away from each other.
9. Breaking news from ministry of health: although weddings are banned, all existing marriges will stay in effect until further notice.
10 You can’t go into depression, there are already 10 people there.
11. Corona is like an airplane, the Goyim are watching TV, and the Yidden are busy Zichen Minyonim, and looking out the window.
12.Important message re lockdown: in the voice of local rabonim, “even though we see clear signs of Moshiach approaching! Please don’t have milchemes gog umogug at home!