Reply To: coronavirus jokes

Here are some more jokes:
1. I don’t know why the weatherman is still bothering. Its going to be 21 degrees with fluorescent lighting all week!
2. Come and join today’s schedule: departure at 8:30 am from bed to bathroom 9:30 (dressed and Davened) arrival at the kitchen where we going to have our breakfast. 10:30 we will visit the rooms and have snack. 1:00 dinner in the kitchen. 2:30 nap time with snack. 4:30 free time to walk and corridors. 6:30 snack and supper. 8:30 special exclusive corona talk titled – lets hear whats new today, snacks provided. 10:30 snack and bed time! Tune in tomorrow for NEW, EXCITING, FUN FILLED PROGRAMME!!
3. I hope that the one who manufactures lemon flavoured wafers and sees that that’s all that’s left now on the shelves will get the hint…
4. Those who foresaw 2020 as the year we would not need to do anything, just sit on the couch all day got it totally right.
5. Day 6 quarantine: preparing to take out the garbage… so excited.. can’t decide what to wear.
6. My son didn’t like supper today, made like the spoon is a airplane – y’ know, WIEEEEUW… when it arrived next to his mouth he told me in a sincere voice. Very sorry but all airports are closed these days so mine too!
7.. There is a gap in your CV, what were you doing in 2020? I was washing my hands!