Reply To: coronavirus jokes

Here are some more jokes:
1. I just sent one packet of toilet paper, one 50ml hand sanitiser and a bar of soap to pay for my school fees, the menahel was so overwhelmed he called me to give me a compliment that I am the only parent to pay 6 months in advance!
2. Shadchen: heard you have a daughter in the age how about taking that boy? Father: NO WAY I saw him going to mikva and davening with a minyan. Shadchen: oh don’t worry, we’ll wait till the end of covid 19 I am sure he will stop once its legal again.
3. Congratulations to my children on the conclusion of their study of the central nervous system. They have successfully found my last nerve!
4. Corona facts: if you see an airplane you must be dreaming, if 3 minutes have gone by without you having received any texts messages, your phone must be broken, if you see toilet paper in a supermarket, you must arrange for an immediate eye test, if you see people dancing by a wedding it must be on a screen so make sure to keep it as a secret from the moisdos!
5. My mom always told me I wouldn’t amount to anything lying on the sofa… and yet here I am, saving the world.
6. Why two, I asked you to buy 3 packets pampers? Coz I was scared, it said buy 3 packets and win a holiday in Italy…
if anyone has jokes i will be interested to hear…
i still got more if you want!!!!!!!