Oh Charlie, -“The Talmud says you do. Our judicial system does not meet even the minimal standards demanded by the Torah for Noachide courts.”
In this case it does!
I surely Hope that you don’t represent YU on your Torah knowledge!
For Noachide courts, acc. to the Rambam, all you need is one Witness & one Judge.
The witness said that he didn’t pay for his cigarettes, because the bill was counterfeit.
Then the Judge Cop gave him the Correct Torah Punishment!