Dear AriHaleviRosman,
“Why are you so opposed to wearing Face Masks in indoor minyanim and smachos during this pandemic?”
WHAAAT? How could you even breathe the words indoor minyan and simcha out into a world where Covid exists? You heinous MURDERER! How could you even think of stepping outside of your house? Preventing Covid is the one and only thing that matters in this world now. Stay home with your windows sealed shut, because that’s much, much more effective at preventing transmission than a stupid mask.