If you get vaccinated, it will include a “free” microchip implanted in your upper arm below the shoulder so that you can be more readily tracked by the deep state. If you need additional “news” to further elevate your anxiety level, watch the president’s 45 minute rambling (and at time incoherent) rant video released by this AM by the WH which incorporates bits of his all-time favorite conspiracy theories from the past 4 years (e.g. the Dominion vote counting switcheroo was coordinated from an underground bunker in Area 52 (no. 51 was already booked for a socially distanced chassanah). Perhaps he should hunker down, chill out and focus on pardons for his mishpacha and Crazy Rudy.
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