Reply To: Bochurim Self-Funding

I am a yeshiva bochur
I want money that I don’t have
I can ask Tattie, he has money
If he won’t give me, I can ask Zaidie, he has lots of money.
If Zaidie won’t give me, I can ask the rest of the world. There’s tons of money out there.
It doesn’t really matter who gives me the money.
The bottom line is that I am a YESHIVA BOCHUR and the world exists thanks to me. And I want money. Someone out there should just give it to me. NOW.