There’s a Breslover chassid, a lubavitcher, and a litvak in geihinom, R”L:
The breslover rebbe comes, and says,”Nachman, what are you doing here?! You went to Uman every rosh hashanah, you said tikun haklali every day, vechulu; you don’t desereve to be here!”, and he takes him out.
The lubavitcher rebbe comes, and says,”Menachem Mendel, what are you doing here?! You were mekarev tens of people in Hanalulu, Egypt and Jibuddi, vechulu; you don’t deserve to be here!”, and he takes him out.
The litvisheh rosh yeshivah comes, and says, “See Yankel, I told you!”