It was me, I “hacked” the system.
The spam filter would have missed ’em.
Participant and I were in a fight,
So in the middle of the night,
Quiet as a giraffe or mouse,
I sneaked into Participant’s house.
Using Participants name and IP,
I posted about a million and three
Annoying spam posts on YWN
To ensure that Participant would never again
Be able to post in the coffee room
After I sent his account to its doom.
My apologies, I never intended
For this to end the way it ended
For though I’d be happy if I prevailed,
I am quite sorry that I failed.