He won’t run…he will be too busy playing golf on the senior tour.
As you may have heard (or read on Truth Social) the Donald declared himself the winner of the Senior Championship held last weekend at the Trump International Golf Club in West Palm. Even more amazing, he NEVER played in the first day 18 hole round of the 36 hole tournament. Tournament participants arrived for second day were both surprised and totally confused to see Trump’s name on the scoreboard with a five-point lead. Apparently, Trump played a round on the course by himself earlier in the week and then directed the tournament officials (also his employees) to count that round AS IF he had played in the tournament. Needless to say, he also claimed he had an incredibly great round since his low (imagined) score was enough to offset the higher score for the second round which he played. Apparently, no one was willing to file a formal complaint with the Golf Club management.
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