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5) What do you do to relax?
Relaxing is an issur skila medeoraiso.
6) How much food do you need to be satisfied?
I am so busy learning I need to be reminded to eat.
7) What are your eyebrows like?
How should I know? I have not looked in a mirror since my bar mitzvah because using a mirror is a sign of gaava.
8) During the Oscar’s, you are:
What is this Oscar’s? A tryfe delicatessen? Stop with this bitul toyre and find me a shidduch so I can go back to day trading….I mean learning.
9) Are your suits:
Black, down to my ankles, with no pockets except the one inside where I keep my watch and the white powder my chavrusa gives me to help me stay awake and learn.
11) How many outfits do you go through on Shabbos?
One reckel for the cholent, one for the kishke and one for the kigel.
15) What would you buy with a $100 gift certificate to Macy’s?
I’d sell it for $200 and give $10 maaser to myne Rebbe!