Nobody,
generally I agree with you, however, some of us do present as we really are.
I would want to meet:
1) any poster that resides in Eretz Yisroel
2) those that signed up for the Mishnayos and Tehillim – to say thank you
3) those provide the nightly D’var Torah to say thanks
can I add:
4) cantoresq – he said way back when on the main page that he wanted to meet me when we were arguing an issue.
5) illini07 – just to see where he has been the last several weeks