I live in a midwestern city. This summer I went to Seattle on vacation and while I was there decided to go up to Vancouver for the day. When I was going into Canada the customs agent asked how long I would be staying. I said just for the day. Then she asked what I planned to do while I was there. I shrugged and said “I don’t know … have lunch.” She looked at me over her glasses and in her very best incredulous tone said “You came all the way from midwestern city just to have lunch?” I was tempted to tell her she should work for the Dept. of Tourisim, but decided to leave it alone.
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