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In some neighborhoods it’s Crack-Man & Bong 🙂
P.S. here’s a post in your style:
Do Kids Need Electronic Gadgets?
YES!
-A GPS, so they don’t “get lost” on the way to school, shul, the grocery, …
-A volume control w/ mute button
-Noise-cancelling mouthpiece (for when they must talk but you don’t want to hear them).
-A timer, which upon expiration causes an involuntary reflex stopping play and returning child to studying.
-A tracking device (makes hooky obsolete).
-A guilt-giver (for fathers only, mothers have one built in).