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The Oisvorfer Rov is the rov hatzoir of Creedmoor, and he will take over in the event the Admou”r is forced to switch to another of his multiple personalities.
At present, he is the rov of Kehillas Koidesh Oisvorf, named for a town in the old Austro-Hungarian Empire that was known for pool halls, parking lots, hookah cafes and the like. These attractions often tempted teens from the yeshivas of neighboring Szarkonosvary, the stronghold of the Schmoigerman rabbinic dynasty until they held the distinction of being the first Jews expelled from Hungary not for anti-Semitic reasons but rather because they were operating illicit enterprises including their own currency printing plant.