da: I have some ideas, but it depend how desperate you are,
they are in order of desperation.
1)Soak them in Batampte pickle juice (unless you like pickles)
2)put black tar under them (everytime you wanna bite.. you wont)
3)wear an swine flu mask (they come in many pleasant colors)
4)tape lollipops to each finger,(I would stick to same color)
5)when your Fleishig, coat then in cream cheese (vegetable seem to work better)
& when your milchig dip them in chicken fat (healthier?)
6)Introduce them to fungus, (I dont think you’ll ever want to bite them again)