Here is today’s contribution.
Yankel thought he should be asked
To Kate and Willie”s wedding
When no invite from the Queen arrived
He said she’s old and she’s forgetting.
Yankel and his wife went out
To do a little fressin’
When he saw the menu’s price
He said – just drinks, no essen.
Yankel took a holiday
He went to see Las Vegas
When he returned he wept and said
It should be called Lost Wages.
Yankel thought he’d help his wife
He tried to set the table
Knives on left, forks to the right
He really wasn’t able.
Yankel met with the Chazzan
For help with his Haftorah
When he was done the Chazzan said
You’re great – kein ein a hora.
Yankel opened up his door
There stood old Auntie Fruma
The look upon his face said all
He wished t’were cousin Bluma.
Yankel told his buddy Abe
I’m going to leig tefillin
Wrapped too tight, his arm turned blue
Removed before Tehillim.