I hate to kill a great joke, so I’ll start from where you were about to jump in:
Squeak: This answer satisfies all? Suddenly we all have to follow this Sefardic leader, Moshe Rabbeinu? I’m not a Sefardi.
BPT: Oh, sorry Squeak. You know him under a differnt name:
“Moisheh Raabaynie”
(that’s how I refer to him too, but after all this IS CR, not the Kaavah Shteeb)
(your turn, Squeak)