Good Luck with that mehalaich deiyezooger.
When someone, chalila, breaks in to your home, grab a nice heavy Bava Metzia and hit him over the head with it!
I don’t know why the Chashmonaim didn’t think of your approach.
I can almost hear Mattisy-ahu calling…
“Whoever is for HaSh-m — Come to my house to learn with me!”
deiyezooger…
You must really be a tzadik GAMUR to be able to trust in a naiys niglah to protect you…