Reply To: Should a Yid own a sports car?

There’s a joke I heard 30 years ago that answers your question:

This Jew buys a Corvette and takes it to a Conservative rabbi, and asks the Rabbi for a brucha for the Corvette. “I don’t know a brucha for a Corvette.”

So the Jew goes to an Orthodox rabbi, asks the rabbi for a brucha for the Corvette. And the Orthodox rabbi asks, “What’s a Corvette?”

So the Jew goes to a Reform rabbi, asks the rabbi for a brucha for the Corvette. And the Reform rabbi asks, “What’s a brucha?”