A Florida senior citizen drove his brand new Corvette Convertible out of
the dealership. Taking off down the road, he pushed it to 80 mph,
> >>enjoying the wind blowing through what little hair he had left.
> >>”Amazing,” he thought as he flew down I-75, pushing the pedal even
more.
> >>
> >>Looking in his rear view mirror, he saw a state trooper behind him,
blue
> >>lights flashing and siren blaring. He floored it to 100 mph, then 110,
> >>then 120. Suddenly he thought,”What am I doing? I’m too old for this!”
and
> >>he pulled over to await the trooper’s arrival.
> >>
> >>Pulling in behind him, the trooper walked up to the Corvette, looked at
> >>his watch and said, “Sir, my shift ends in 30 minutes. Today is
Friday.
> >>If you can give me a reason for speeding that I’ve never heard before,
> >>I’ll let you go.”
> >>
> >>The old gentleman paused and said, “Three years ago, my wife ran off
with
> >>a Florida State Trooper. I thought you were bringing her back.”
> >>
> >>”You have a good day, Sir,” replied the trooper.