“first time I’ve ever seen someone refer to Boro Park as “out of town”
I’m thinking global. Besides, Goq could be from LA or Lakewood (or even Flatbush), and that would make BP a foreign country.
And not to worry, Goq. My table is THE place to be at a kiddush. If you’re not there for davening, you’re bound to gravitate towards it once the party starts.