Before moving to Canada, I just want to bring your attention to a gemarah in Yoma 10a:
…and Parsai- How do you know that [they] come from Yefes? AS it is written “[the] children of Yefes: Gomer and Magog and Madai and Yavan and Tuval and Meshech and Tiras”. Gomer is Germanya. Magog is Canadia. Madai is Macedonia…
Who would have thought that the Royal Canadian Mounted Police may just be the army that will wage war on us?