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Stuffed Peppers, Szarkonosvary Style
This comes from myne elte baabe, she was from Szarkonosvary, Ingarn, which if you know vus iz Chelm in Poylin, you know ochet vus iz Szarkonosvary in Ingarn:
Filling:
Three cups bagel hole crumbs
One cup iron filings
Two cups activated charcoal.
1/2 cup laundry detergent
Keep looking for the bagel hole crumbs. When you find them, worry about the rest.