Here are my answers:
“What?!You have …(amt.)kids and you got divorced? DIDN’T YOU HAVE ANY SELF-CONTROL???”
It’s obvious that I do have self-control, otherwise I would have punched you.
“What?!You were married …(amt.)years and THEN you got divorced?Why on earth did you WAIT so long??”
I was waiting for your advice.
“Oh,don’t worry,you can get back together–even after a ‘get’,really!”
He’s a cohen.
“DID YOU EVER CONSIDER INITIATING MARRIAGE COUNSELLING?”
OH! Where was my head?! Why didn’t I think of that!?
“You know who suffers from the selfishness of the parents?Your kids!”
And do you know who suffers from the selfishness of inconsiderate yentas who think they know everything?