Don’t get shikur with your shnapps;
You’ll get in trouble with the cops,
At the Purim Seuda you’ll be fine,
if you just stick with dry wine!
There is a mitzvah livsumei;
not at night, only by day.
Although you’re chayav to get shikur,
some hold you cannot do it with liquor!
Use your seichel, use your brain,
Even if you’re dressed like Barack Hussein.
Don’t think that it is no big deal,
Don’t get yourself behind the wheel!
If a kid wants to drink should you let him,
have some booze or even Kedem?
If you give him a glass or even a quarter,
Don’t let Ctrl Alt Del know, he’s a mandatory reporter!
So a freilichen Purim to one and all,
as we celebrate Haman’s downfall.
and the great event which did ensue,
The Yidden did kiy’mu v’kiblu!