LOL @ GAW.
Here is my general stroller advice:
Look at your lifestyle. Are you a SAHM? If so, you will probably use your stroller a lot more.
Do you have a car? Make sure the stroller fits in your trunk.
Are you the type to take the kitchen sink with you? If so, get one with a large basket.
Also, go to stores and try them out. Test out the folding mechanism. Test out lifting the stroller. See if it can accomodate an infant seat and how easy it is to snap one in.
The City Mini is overall a good stroller (I have it in a double), but I find the seat doesn’t go all the way up, the basket is tiny and not very accessible.
Shop for your lifestyle needs. Bugaboo is a good brand, but it may not meet your requirements.