Reply To: The Kosher Lounge

Hey ya’ll, nice 2b back, ppl have been asking me when I am opening up this joint. I am sorry to inform you that I have hit a slight bump

in the road as far as zoning & financing.

I look forward to when our future Batei Neman Builders, have a comfortable place to meet, sit and chat, w/o spending a fortune

on parking/valet, and much wasted time circling NYC in dire search of parking.

Or threading thru crowds of scantily dressed women,

desperately clutching their tzitzis in one hand, yanking down their Borsalinos with the other hand, all the while trying to appear cool

& at ease.

Then, finding the barstools the only seats available,

he is faced with a life changing decision, should he go there,

or are those stools too high? Will it be too noisy?

Will he be the only one making believe he heard a word she said,

or will they both sit there nodding their heads and smiling,

saying wow! really?

Being a Shadchan, These are some of the problems I hear,

much too frequently!