i was kidding.
How old are you? Who are you going with? I’ll try to give you a serious response…
off the top of my head… Kotel– with tunnel tours, a free tour around the old city which meets at Sha’ar Yaffo (Jaffa Gate) every hour or so, Machaneh Yehuda Shuk in Jerusalem, Mea Shearim– with food stops that could take you an entire day.
A trip up north.. bike around the kineret, go ATVing, visit the Yarden Winery, go on a hike (it’s really beautiful), the old city of sfat– you could buy artwork up there as well… Meron where Rashbi is buried
Bnei Brak- visit R’ Chaim, visit the cemetery where many greats are buried…
Go hiking in the desert down south by Ein Gedi, visit the dead sea, go to the spa there
I actually rented a bike in Yerushalayim once and rode it to the Dead Sea… it’s almost entirely downhill took about 2 hours… then took the bus back to Jerusalem– LOTS of fun
Ma’arat Hamachpeila in Chevron…
There are a lot of kivrei tzadikim everywhere… I can give you more specifics but I don’t know how much of your trip you want to devote to that….
Make sure to get to the kotel at midnight or later one day… it’s an unforgettably peaceful place and time