“And the Daily News is shmutz (like the Post.)”
NO! The Post is a Conservative newspaper, published by Rupert Murdoch, who runs Fair and Balanced Fox News. It consistently supports right wing positions and slanders liberal politicians. Therefore its horribly licentious gossip page, and its full color inappropriate photos on its cover are totally excusable in the name of destroying the evil liberals who are of course the people responsible for such anti-Torah smut. (Never mind that in 160 years of publication the New York Times has never published such garbage, we have to boycott the Times and support Rupert Murdoch!)
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