Then he discovers he has a high aptitude for languages.
He was a top boy, royalty really. The Egyptian (sem) girls would harass him like the paparazzi. Then, this one girl who had nothing but a necklace, a family heirloom, sees him going thru the street,
feels Joseph is her Basherte, throws her prized, sole possession at him, he picks it up, notices its inscription, marries her, (she was a relative of his) and they live happily ever after.
THE END!
A saint becomes a slave, then a King, Saves the world,
then marries another slave, she becomes a queen.
there you have a rather crazy shidduch story that would befit being posted in YW/CR shidduch thread rather than here.
Oh well! I understand the opening posters frustration.