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August 10, 2011 5:02 am at 5:02 am #598536always runs with scissors fastParticipant
I really missed out on it.
It just flew over my head, the whole Coffee ROom thing about Joseph and someone trying to pretend he was him, and then someone else made up another user name that was similar?
Did I miss something? I didn’t understand what it was all about more than what I just wrote.
August 10, 2011 5:21 am at 5:21 am #798867yossi z.MemberFrom what you wrote it doesn’t sound like you really understand much either. Go to the search engine (located in the first post under the stickyed thread “searching the CR for old threads”) and type in who is joseph. There should be a few threads to go through hopefully all will help.
Hope that helps
😀 Zuberman! 😀
August 10, 2011 3:33 pm at 3:33 pm #798868adorableParticipanttoo many threads about this already. its a stale joke.
August 10, 2011 3:41 pm at 3:41 pm #798869TheGoqParticipantFrom what i understand his brothers threw him into a pit of snakes and then sold him into slavery how appalling!
August 10, 2011 4:13 pm at 4:13 pm #798870am yisrael chaiParticipantGoq, and he was such a tzaddik, too…
August 10, 2011 4:37 pm at 4:37 pm #798871TheGoqParticipantFrom what i hear later on he was wrongly imprisoned how much can one person endure?
August 10, 2011 6:31 pm at 6:31 pm #798872minyan galMemberBut he did have a lovely multi-colored coat.
August 10, 2011 7:11 pm at 7:11 pm #798873TheGoqParticipantYes mg he did and any dream will do.
August 11, 2011 4:04 am at 4:04 am #798874bein_hasdorimParticipantThen he discovers he has a high aptitude for languages.
He was a top boy, royalty really. The Egyptian (sem) girls would harass him like the paparazzi. Then, this one girl who had nothing but a necklace, a family heirloom, sees him going thru the street,
feels Joseph is her Basherte, throws her prized, sole possession at him, he picks it up, notices its inscription, marries her, (she was a relative of his) and they live happily ever after.
THE END!
A saint becomes a slave, then a King, Saves the world,
then marries another slave, she becomes a queen.
there you have a rather crazy shidduch story that would befit being posted in YW/CR shidduch thread rather than here.
Oh well! I understand the opening posters frustration.
August 11, 2011 12:30 pm at 12:30 pm #798875apushatayidParticipantThen along comes Andrew Lloyd Weber and writes a musical about his life. The “joseph song” (search for it on youtube – especially the version sung by donnie osmond) goes on to become a smash, so much so, that MBD borrows the tune for this song for his shabbos song on his album ich hub gevart that came out in the 70 (maybe very early 80s).
August 11, 2011 2:17 pm at 2:17 pm #798876HaLeiViParticipantapushata, the songs on that tape are from Reb Yontel Ehrlich.
August 11, 2011 2:28 pm at 2:28 pm #798877minyan galMemberOf course, we have gone way, way off the topic of OUR Joseph, so the OP’s question has not yet been answered.
August 11, 2011 4:41 pm at 4:41 pm #798878apushatayidParticipantReb Yontel may have written the lyrics, but he definitely didnt write the music to the song I have in mind.
August 11, 2011 6:10 pm at 6:10 pm #798879msseekerMemberWhich song is it? ??? ??? ????????
August 11, 2011 6:19 pm at 6:19 pm #798880apushatayidParticipantI am looking for the tape, to get the title of the song. Is a song about shabbos. Perhaps if you heard the Andrew Lloyd Weber song from Joseph and the Technicolor Dreamcoat . Search on youtube for close every door to me – donnie osmond (skip donnie osmond and you will get results for many singers who have performed the song – maybe even MBD 🙂
August 11, 2011 11:32 pm at 11:32 pm #798881HaLeiViParticipantMBD sings it, but not on that tape. Reb Yontel didn’t take Webber’s song, even if MBD did.
Some of MBD’s lyrics include:
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August 12, 2011 12:05 am at 12:05 am #798882aries2756ParticipantAnd as we all know the Tzaddik will wind up on top.
August 12, 2011 12:16 am at 12:16 am #798883yummy cupcakeMembergoq, ayc and minyan gal, i was thinkin’ of saying the same thing, but checked, cuz i assumed someone would’ve put it on here already!
August 12, 2011 1:52 am at 1:52 am #798884wizeguyMemberIf you look at the MBD wikipedia page there is a list of his “Song adaptations”.
August 12, 2011 2:01 am at 2:01 am #798885squeakParticipantOnce upon a time there was a man named Joseph who had many opinions to share. So many in fact that he could not adequately convey them by means of a single identity. Stealthily (at first), he began to split himself into fragments that would each take on its own online identity and voice. Together he and his fragments grew in number until they could match any army of dissenting opinions. With Napoleonic thrusts he sought to rule the world of online opinion, only to be eventually crushed by the lack of credibility he earned through his vehement radicalism and rabid agenda. He now serves as the greatest enemy to his own cause, but continues in his ways unabated.
The moral of the story is Tov Shem mishemen tov. Oh- and that sometimes hanging in there just makes you look like an even bigger loser.
August 14, 2011 10:14 pm at 10:14 pm #798887always runs with scissors fastParticipanti want to know why everyone in this thread is making fun of my question, when you KNOW what I am ASKING? Just tell me !!!
August 15, 2011 5:08 am at 5:08 am #798888am yisrael chaiParticipantThe elusive Joe was before my time, so I can’t help you out, sorry.
August 15, 2011 5:23 am at 5:23 am #798889HaLeiViParticipantWe’re not making fun, we’re having fun.
You really want to know? Joseph Shida is rumored to have lurked in the CR, and drank up almost all the coffee. The CR staff banded together and locked him out with a chain with all sorts of Sheimos. It still manages to poke its head(s) in and leaves very distinct footprints, but it barely ever drinks up all the coffee. People get frightened whenever they think they see him. Some don’t believe in the whole thing, and therefore ignore anything with his footprints.
August 15, 2011 3:54 pm at 3:54 pm #798890TheGoqParticipantscissors i was the one who hijacked this thread very sorry
August 15, 2011 4:39 pm at 4:39 pm #798891midwesternerParticipantThat song is on “Moshiach is Coming Soon”. Funny, I always thought that then tune on Vi glicklach is der etc, sounds very much like, and even rhymes with, And the rockets red glare, the bombs bursting in air, etc.
August 15, 2011 4:56 pm at 4:56 pm #798892charlie brownMemberSQUEAK!!!!
(is that the real original squeak or the hacked version?)
August 16, 2011 2:04 am at 2:04 am #798893always runs with scissors fastParticipantSqueak, thanks. That was enlightening and entertaining as well.
But I see recently in the CR someone named Joseph ( over the right) posted. Is he the Joseph who was banned?
August 16, 2011 4:38 am at 4:38 am #798894HaLeiViParticipantYou might have seen his name on a thread that was revived recently. I doubt that account is active. However, I think you got the right party.
August 16, 2011 5:07 am at 5:07 am #798895am yisrael chaiParticipantSqueak 🙂
You certainly have a way with words!
August 16, 2011 8:59 am at 8:59 am #798896YW Moderator-42ModeratorAyc, FYI, squeak and kapusta insist on beginning their names with lower case letters
August 16, 2011 2:45 pm at 2:45 pm #798897am yisrael chaiParticipantm42
And I noticed you capitalized my name, too…that’s what happens when beginning a sentence: one capitalizes on it (no pun intended! :))
August 16, 2011 11:43 pm at 11:43 pm #798898squeakParticipantHey Mr. Ego Booster! It was worth breaking the silence for that. I can’t comment on hacking since I haven’t been given any information about it (maybe it was Rupert Murdoch? That would explain the lull).
42, it’s not that I insist, it is simply the orthographic rule pertaining to my name (confirm this with haifagirl). It is simply incorrect to capitalize, not offensive.
August 17, 2011 1:27 am at 1:27 am #798899minyan galMemberMod 42, it didn’t hurt e.e.cummings to use lower case letters for his name.
August 17, 2011 8:46 pm at 8:46 pm #798900charlie brownMembergood to “see” you too, squeak!
Are you calling me Mr. Ego Booster as a hint that you need one? Is it because you weren’t nominated as mayor of coffeetown? It can be arranged for a fee, ya know.
Folks! You heard it here first! Joseph is really none other than Rupert Murdoch himself! Wow, who woulda thunk!
If I wasn’t too lazy to look up what orthographic means, I might comment on that one but I think I’ll leave that for haifagirl. Or for someone who will ask whats wrong with conservagraphic rules.
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