Could someone please explain the Joseph story to me?

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  • #598536

    I really missed out on it.

    It just flew over my head, the whole Coffee ROom thing about Joseph and someone trying to pretend he was him, and then someone else made up another user name that was similar?

    Did I miss something? I didn’t understand what it was all about more than what I just wrote.

    #798867
    yossi z.
    Member

    From what you wrote it doesn’t sound like you really understand much either. Go to the search engine (located in the first post under the stickyed thread “searching the CR for old threads”) and type in who is joseph. There should be a few threads to go through hopefully all will help.

    Hope that helps

    😀 Zuberman! 😀

    #798868
    adorable
    Participant

    too many threads about this already. its a stale joke.

    #798869
    TheGoq
    Participant

    From what i understand his brothers threw him into a pit of snakes and then sold him into slavery how appalling!

    #798870
    am yisrael chai
    Participant

    Goq, and he was such a tzaddik, too…

    #798871
    TheGoq
    Participant

    From what i hear later on he was wrongly imprisoned how much can one person endure?

    #798872
    minyan gal
    Member

    But he did have a lovely multi-colored coat.

    #798873
    TheGoq
    Participant

    Yes mg he did and any dream will do.

    #798874
    bein_hasdorim
    Participant

    Then he discovers he has a high aptitude for languages.

    He was a top boy, royalty really. The Egyptian (sem) girls would harass him like the paparazzi. Then, this one girl who had nothing but a necklace, a family heirloom, sees him going thru the street,

    feels Joseph is her Basherte, throws her prized, sole possession at him, he picks it up, notices its inscription, marries her, (she was a relative of his) and they live happily ever after.

    THE END!

    A saint becomes a slave, then a King, Saves the world,

    then marries another slave, she becomes a queen.

    there you have a rather crazy shidduch story that would befit being posted in YW/CR shidduch thread rather than here.

    Oh well! I understand the opening posters frustration.

    #798875
    apushatayid
    Participant

    Then along comes Andrew Lloyd Weber and writes a musical about his life. The “joseph song” (search for it on youtube – especially the version sung by donnie osmond) goes on to become a smash, so much so, that MBD borrows the tune for this song for his shabbos song on his album ich hub gevart that came out in the 70 (maybe very early 80s).

    #798876
    HaLeiVi
    Participant

    apushata, the songs on that tape are from Reb Yontel Ehrlich.

    #798877
    minyan gal
    Member

    Of course, we have gone way, way off the topic of OUR Joseph, so the OP’s question has not yet been answered.

    #798878
    apushatayid
    Participant

    Reb Yontel may have written the lyrics, but he definitely didnt write the music to the song I have in mind.

    #798879
    msseeker
    Member

    Which song is it? ??? ??? ????????

    #798880
    apushatayid
    Participant

    I am looking for the tape, to get the title of the song. Is a song about shabbos. Perhaps if you heard the Andrew Lloyd Weber song from Joseph and the Technicolor Dreamcoat . Search on youtube for close every door to me – donnie osmond (skip donnie osmond and you will get results for many singers who have performed the song – maybe even MBD 🙂

    #798881
    HaLeiVi
    Participant

    MBD sings it, but not on that tape. Reb Yontel didn’t take Webber’s song, even if MBD did.

    Some of MBD’s lyrics include:

    ??? ??????? ??? ???

    ???? ??? ??? ??? ??

    #798882
    aries2756
    Participant

    And as we all know the Tzaddik will wind up on top.

    #798883

    goq, ayc and minyan gal, i was thinkin’ of saying the same thing, but checked, cuz i assumed someone would’ve put it on here already!

    #798884
    wizeguy
    Member

    If you look at the MBD wikipedia page there is a list of his “Song adaptations”.

    #798885
    squeak
    Participant

    Once upon a time there was a man named Joseph who had many opinions to share. So many in fact that he could not adequately convey them by means of a single identity. Stealthily (at first), he began to split himself into fragments that would each take on its own online identity and voice. Together he and his fragments grew in number until they could match any army of dissenting opinions. With Napoleonic thrusts he sought to rule the world of online opinion, only to be eventually crushed by the lack of credibility he earned through his vehement radicalism and rabid agenda. He now serves as the greatest enemy to his own cause, but continues in his ways unabated.

    The moral of the story is Tov Shem mishemen tov. Oh- and that sometimes hanging in there just makes you look like an even bigger loser.

    #798887

    i want to know why everyone in this thread is making fun of my question, when you KNOW what I am ASKING? Just tell me !!!

    #798888
    am yisrael chai
    Participant

    The elusive Joe was before my time, so I can’t help you out, sorry.

    #798889
    HaLeiVi
    Participant

    We’re not making fun, we’re having fun.

    You really want to know? Joseph Shida is rumored to have lurked in the CR, and drank up almost all the coffee. The CR staff banded together and locked him out with a chain with all sorts of Sheimos. It still manages to poke its head(s) in and leaves very distinct footprints, but it barely ever drinks up all the coffee. People get frightened whenever they think they see him. Some don’t believe in the whole thing, and therefore ignore anything with his footprints.

    #798890
    TheGoq
    Participant

    scissors i was the one who hijacked this thread very sorry

    #798891
    midwesterner
    Participant

    That song is on “Moshiach is Coming Soon”. Funny, I always thought that then tune on Vi glicklach is der etc, sounds very much like, and even rhymes with, And the rockets red glare, the bombs bursting in air, etc.

    #798892

    SQUEAK!!!!

    (is that the real original squeak or the hacked version?)

    #798893

    Squeak, thanks. That was enlightening and entertaining as well.

    But I see recently in the CR someone named Joseph ( over the right) posted. Is he the Joseph who was banned?

    #798894
    HaLeiVi
    Participant

    You might have seen his name on a thread that was revived recently. I doubt that account is active. However, I think you got the right party.

    #798895
    am yisrael chai
    Participant

    Squeak 🙂

    You certainly have a way with words!

    #798896
    YW Moderator-42
    Moderator

    Ayc, FYI, squeak and kapusta insist on beginning their names with lower case letters

    #798897
    am yisrael chai
    Participant

    m42

    And I noticed you capitalized my name, too…that’s what happens when beginning a sentence: one capitalizes on it (no pun intended! :))

    #798898
    squeak
    Participant

    Hey Mr. Ego Booster! It was worth breaking the silence for that. I can’t comment on hacking since I haven’t been given any information about it (maybe it was Rupert Murdoch? That would explain the lull).

    42, it’s not that I insist, it is simply the orthographic rule pertaining to my name (confirm this with haifagirl). It is simply incorrect to capitalize, not offensive.

    #798899
    minyan gal
    Member

    Mod 42, it didn’t hurt e.e.cummings to use lower case letters for his name.

    #798900

    good to “see” you too, squeak!

    Are you calling me Mr. Ego Booster as a hint that you need one? Is it because you weren’t nominated as mayor of coffeetown? It can be arranged for a fee, ya know.

    Folks! You heard it here first! Joseph is really none other than Rupert Murdoch himself! Wow, who woulda thunk!

    If I wasn’t too lazy to look up what orthographic means, I might comment on that one but I think I’ll leave that for haifagirl. Or for someone who will ask whats wrong with conservagraphic rules.

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